Rajnikanth the God

Amidst the singing of angels, the trumpets of Gods, and the music of
A. R. Rahman, divinity descended to earth as Rajnikanth once again revealed himself to his devotees in the avatar of Sivaji - The Boss. Millions of the disciples took to the streets with processions, pujas, breaking of coconuts, and abhishekam (ceremonial pouring of milk), and in some cases, rioting in the streets.

This coming of the Thalaivar has been prophesied in the holy Bhagavad Gita in this timeless shloka:

Whenever a box-office crisis in *ollywood
sends the country into depression
as Hollywood movies start topping the charts
I shall manifest myself
For the protection of the good,
for the destruction of the evil,
for the establishment of righteousness,
I will make a movie from time to time.

In spite of the prophesy, the exact timing of his descent was unknown and a matter of speculation, because superstar Rajini himself in a previous avatar has said: “Naan eppa varuven, eppadi varuvennu yarukkum theriyadhu, aana varavendiya neratthil correct-aga varuven.” (”When I will arrive, or how I will arrive, nobody will know, but I will arrive when I ought to.”) As a result, not everyone is a believer and some of the heathen barbarians have gone so far as to slap a lawsuit against him.

This latest avatar is intent on eradicating the corrupt destitution and debauchery of kalyug. He will vanquish the demon politicians, reconcile opposites, and renew the process of the Dharma and Creation, thus establishing the rebirth of righteousness and virtue. He will wipe out all sin from the face of the earth - which means all of you sinners are history. Only President Abdul Kalam, Baba Amte and I will survive. Hmmmm….. It’s gonna be rather lonely…. I hope Priyanka Chopra has been a good girl in the last few years, and she can be the fourth person to be spared.

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